So my biggest fan happens to be a male and was totally put off by my previous post and that is totally okay. He dared me to write a dude version.
She’s got more issues than vogue. (Just kidding.)
It’s an issue that chicks struggle with. Something called insecurities. I’m insecure too, but I don’t project them onto someone else. They have to learn self love, confidence, picking the right battles, how to stop pushing buttons, letting go and stop being a petty basic bitch.
Stop fucking imagining problems.
Stop fucking pulling problems out of thin air.
I’m allowed to have my own opinions even if they disagree with yours.
I cannot make imaginary problems go away. Yes I still love you so let’s just pretend this fight isn’t happening. That is the most imagining I can do. Take it or leave it.
My time is valuable and I choose to spend it with you. Stop trying to make shopping fun, it’s not fun to walk around aimlessly, watching you touch everything, and how the hell am I supposed to help you pick something out when everything looks good on you and when it doesn’t, your feelings get hurt. I do this shit with you anyways.
There, Mr. Kar Shing Lau. That’s the dude version.