I’m finally caught up on Game of Thrones season 5!
Here’s what I want to say to the characters:
Arya– Stop repeating the names that ARYA STARK wants to kill because you’re supposed to be nobody. But aren’t we all blinded by anger and worldly attachments?
Sansa–I’m cheering for you!!! I think out of all the characters, you changed the most and for the better too!
Brienne of Tarth–omgomgomg Sansa lit the candle but you freaking missed it!!! What are you good for!?!
Stannis Baratheon– I’m so done with you, glad you’re dead.
Red Lady– Just go away.
Khaleesi– Stop screwing your sellsword and be a good mother to your dragons already.
Jorah– Your love and loyalty for Khaleesi is admirable yet heartbreaking.
Tyrion– Please don’t die.
Cersei– You’re so powerful yet so petty.
Margaery– We have similar names so I like you.
Tommen– Will you man up already?
Jaime– You’re hopeless so I’ll just let you carry along.
Bran– Where are you? Did you find the 3-eyed crow yet?
Hodor– hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)– What do you really want?
Theon Greyjoy– You’re Theon Greyjoy damn it!
Jon Snow– Ygritte was right, you know nothing.